By the way, your application to appear in my dreams has been accepted…can you start today?
You buy me a beer and I’ll let you go down on me
Your tits really bring out my pants
‘scuse me, I have to take this call, can you hold my erection?
I’m going to fuck you so hard tonight! I mean how do you like your eggs?
Oh, you’re allergic to eggs? That’s ok, I was just kidding about making breakfast. So we’re still fuckin’ right?
Hey I have this new brand of condoms I’ve been dying to try out, you in?
That’s a lovely top…we should make out
You know how they say that the camera adds 10 lbs.? Before we go any further, check out this video of me jerking off.
Here are some more that we didn't read:
What I’m trying to say is that I’d have much more respect for you if you took your shirt off
The Pharmies are wearing off so we should probably start a conversation, how about you start – Fellatio, now go!
I just saw you come out of the bathroom. I’m gonna assume it was a number two…so you’re probably ready for anal.
You’re in luck, my AIDS test came back negative…we’re going to have some fun tonight!
You fuckin’ retarded bitch! Just kidding, can I buy you a drink?
Now go forth and use these at your own risk!!
