Drag Ass Start!

Well we made it through another show.  We dragged, but we made it.  And it turned out good.  We had local comedian, Clark Taylor who told us great stories about New Orleans Jazzfest and other Louisiana festivals.  We also had our lists, that's right, two of them!!  Great fun! 

So here's the playlist:

Artist/Title/Album

Witchcraft/Wooden Cross/Firewood
Wipers/Over The Edge/Over The Edge
Ween/Dr. Rock/The Pod
Talking Heads/Psycho Killer/Stop Making Sense
Sonic Youth/Mote/Goo

The Seeds/The Wind Blows Your Hair/Raw and Alive
Primus/Welcome To This World/Pork Soda

Pinback/Tripoli/This Is A Pinback CD
The Specials/Gangsters/The Specials
Bad Religion/Into The Night/80-85
Butthole Surfers/Hey/Demo 83
Crass/Contaminational Power/Stations of the Crass
Dead Kennedys/Soup is Good Food/Frankenchrist
Dead Moon/Room 213/Echos of the Past
Devo/The Rope Song/Pioneers Who Got Scalped
F.Y.P./Cyanide In Your Kool Aid/Incomplete Crap 5
gg allin/Suck Dog/You Give Love A Bad Name
King City/El Toro/King City
King Missile/Sensitive Artist/Fluting On The Hump
Men's Recovery Project/My Body Is A Jerk/The Golden....
mf doom/Vomit/Vomit VLS
Minutemen/King Of The Hill/Post Mersh vol.2

Next Week's Show should be fun: Writer/Actress Guinevere Turner (American Psycho, The L Word, The Notorious Bettie Page), Great Talk, Goofball Antics and as always, the Lists!

May 21 Show

Kevin had to go to court this morning so he had to join the show late. So we brought in our friend Jose Saul "Uga" Mira to fill in. And he championed through it! He's definitely on the short list of people who will co-host the show if anything ever happens to Andy and/or Kevin (we're taking precautions as we speak: Andy and Kevin no longer travel places in the same vehicle, bullet proof vests have been purchased and we've hired body doubles to pose as us in public).

We had our friends in studio with us: Miles the Eel, Celina (Queen of the B.E.S.'s), Comedian Conor Kellicutt came in and threw down the riffs, splitting sides and making the staff at Pirate Cat happy.

Here's the playlist:

artist//song/album

primus/here come the bastards/sailing the sees of cheese
aus rotten/no peace no justice/not one single...
charles manson/people say I'n no good/lie
daniel johnston/got to get you into my life/1990
exodus/strike of the beast/bonded by blood
sodom/outbeak of evil/into the sign of evil
venom/black metal/black metal
testament/the haunted/the legacy
municipal waste/mind eraser/hazardous material
godstomper/gs moshcore anthem/

axcx/I respect your feelings as a person and a human/picnic of love
anti/fight war not wars/the hardcore years
witchcraft/wooden cross/firewood
worst case scenario/angry devil/discography
g.g. alin/sluts in the city/dirty love songs
king missile/jesus was way cool/mystical shit
adam green/baby's gonna be alright/adam green
adam green/jessica/friends of mine
caster the rat sack/block head/none
poop gibson/I have a headache/reptilacis

May 15th Show

Sorry for the way late delay in getting this post up. It’s a week late and we feel lame as the come. It was a great show! We had on Killian McGeraghty from “The Gun and Doll Show” who played us some great tunes. He’ll definitely be on again with some more of his catalog to play!
Also on the show we had Comedian Blaine Capatch who kept us in stitches throughout his segment. Check out his monthly show in Los Angeles, “Lucha Va Voom”!

Here’s the play list:

Artist, Song, Album

Witchcraft, Chylde of Fire, Firewood
Ween, When the Goin’ Gets Tough, Pure Guava
Pixies, The Sad Punk, Tromp Le Monde
Pinback, Shag, This Is A Pinback CD
AxCx, Just The Two of Us, I Like It When You Die
Bad Brains, Attitude, Banned From D.C.
Built To Spill, Mess With Time, You in Reverse

Minutemen Block
Minutemen, Little Man With A Gun In His Hand, Post Mersh vol.2
Minutemen, Corona, Double Nickels on The Dime
Minutemen, Fascist, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, Ack Ack Ack Ack, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, tour-spiel, Post Mersh Vol. 2
Minutemen, Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want The Truth?
Minutemen, Black Sheep, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, If Reagan Played Disco, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, Cohesion, Double Nickels On The Dime

The Misfits, Bullet, Misfits
Modest Mouse, Teeth Like Gods Shoe Shine
Neutral Milk Hotel, 3, Avery Island
Pentagram, Last Days Here, First Days
The Specials, Man At The CIA, More Specials

Four Hours of Good Times...sort of

Hey all!

Well, we did it. We pulled off four hours of show, a little slow at first but we got the swing of things and did it. Many thanks to the all the callers, both on air and off, as well as to our in-studio guests, Artists Maria Kretschmann and Malia Schlaefer as well as Annalee Lanier and Jenny Balls for their embarrassing masturbation stories. Don't forget to check out Femina Potens Art Gallery this month (2199 Market Street @ Sanchez in SF or www.feminapotens.org)to ride Maria's red rocket and check out Maria's website at www.mariakretschmann.com to see her awesome sculptures.

Also, we dedicated this show to our buddy Gil who's going through some rough stuff right now. He deserves some good vibes right about now!

As always we started the show with our interim theme song:

Big Time Operator - The Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini

News o' the day:

Wildfire burns homes near Santa Barbara - You should see what's happening near All My Children!

America's First Face Transplant Holds New Conference - Oddly enough, her chin held high!

Schwarzenegger Welcomes Debate Legalizing Pot - If you thought he pronounced "California" weird, you should hear "Marijuana"

Kalamazoo, IL, Links Broccoli Smell To Sewer System - And some people just thought it was Kalamazoo.

PSA: Don't Pollute the Ocean

The Rope Song - DEVO - Pioneers Who Got Scalped

"I Am Drunk Every Night" - Dogdowl - The Blue Fur Blossom

Expose Yourself To Kids - GG Allin - Terror In America

Pre-Skool Prostitute - GWAR - Carnival of Chaos

Bees vs. Matador - King City

PSA: Thrift Stores

Love You More - King Missile - Mystical Shit

If Teardrops Were Pennies - Loretta Lynn - I Like 'Em Country

Vomit (Original) - MF Doom - Vomit VLS

Some Kinda Hate - The Misfits - Legacy of Brutality

With Portfolio - Mogwai - Young Team

Socialized Crucifixion - Assuck - Anticapital + Blindspot + 3 (For Mr. Mike)

Our list this week was kinda made up on the spot so we don't really have it written out:

Non-sexual Things To Do With Your Erection - Be creative and come up with some for yourself!

We were talking about our friend Gil and what he's going through. In honor of Gilly, we played his Hip-Hop track...

Track 3 - Neon Face - Neon Face

We had Malia Schlaefer from Femina Potens Art Gallery on for a bit, talking about the shows they have coming up this month: A Touch Of Pleasure - A Celebration of National Masturbation Month featuring local and national artists...check out their website at www.feminapotens.org.

After Malia we had on Maria Kretschmann, artist featured at Femina Potens this month, talking about her sculptures, embarrasing masturbation stories and what it's like to live in Philadelphia.

More Music:

Earth To Grandma - Ass Ponys - Ass Ponys

Police On My Back - The Clash - London Calling

Rise - Public Image Limited - PIL

Jetson's Theme - Man Or Astroman - Intravenous Television

KKK Took My Baby Away - The Ramones -

PSA - Recyled Bags

Comfy In Nautica - Panda Bear - Person Pitch

Welcome To This World - Primus - Pork Soda

Dirty Boots - Sonic Youth - Goo

The Split

From the cradle to the grave - Subhumans - From the cradle to the grave

Nan - Ween - God Ween Satan

We closed the show out with:

Bop Pills - The Cramps - Stay Sick

Well that was that. Thanks again for listening and for all our callers. Listen to us every week at 87.9 fm Pirate Cat Radio (www.piratecatradio.com) or on iTunes (Pirate Cat Radio)

...And if you think I made all this up, check out this little diddy: http://www.nerdnetworks.org/pcr/PrettyGoodNotMuch-20090507.mp3

Cheers!

Andy and Kevin

Pretty Good Not Much

Our last Monday Show!

Hey Not-Muchers!!  Pretty Good here!

Thanks for hangin' in with us on Monday.  It was our last Monday show since we're starting our Thursday show this week.  And stay tuned for that too!!  The show will be from 8 am to noon (PST) and feature some fun stuff.  If you think that we're funny on a Monday afternoon, you should hear us with little sleep and tons of coffee in our gullets!!

So...Monday was a fly by the seat of our pants kind of show.  We had no real plan, no guests (planned anyway), nothing really going on until 1:55 p.m. when we were walking into the studio.  But we managed to pull it all out of our ass like an awesome, intact, funny tapeworm.  Gina, the awesomely hot barista who works that shift in the cafe, came in and talked about some great grindy punk stuff and made our pants tight with her presence.  We had Lexi Padstadt call in and claim we're oppresive to women (for reals?).  I guess Miriam left the studio number as her phone number (we want to know more about that one).  No Bunny called to let us in on some great shows coming up.  We even read off some news and PSAs.  So here's a re-cap:

Big Time Operator - Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini - It's our theme song!  For the time being anyway.

General BS - busy weekend for both of us (hence the lack of prep)

News - 

Iraq insists on US leaving cities by June 30 - That's right, we're getting evicted!

Afghan President picks Warlord as Running Mate - And you thought our Election Season is weird!

Mexico says flu ebbing, lowers alert level - Wow! That was easy, wasn't it Homeland Security!

You'll Dance to Anything - Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini

Forever My Queen - Pentagram - First Dance Here

Big Take Over - Bad Brains - Attitude The Roir...

Mother Earth - Crass - Stations Of The Crass

Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me - The Dead Milkmen - Beelzebubba

A bunch of stuff from Rochester Punks The Dents 0ff their 7" End of All Civilization

A bunch of stuff from The End

Our list for the day:

Wrong Things to Say On A First Date

"You're the first woman I've dated since that whole pedophile scandal thing...this is great!"

"So it appears that the restaurant I made reservations for doesn't exist...wanna just have some dinner in the back of my van?"

"Sorry, I'm late, you don't mind of some of my friends from the Youth Ministry tag along do you?"

"I'd invite you to my place but somebody stole it"

"How do you feel about snuff films?"

"So...you like taxidermy?"

"Hey...can you pop this?  It's just out of my reach"

"How do you feel about kids?  I love them but my parole officer recommends that I stay at least 100 yards away from them"

"I'm going to cut myself off after this drink...I get kinda stabby"

"You look fit...you kickbox?  So you're into fighting back huh?  Nice...a challenge"

"You're the first woman I've dated since the operation...this might get awkward"

"How about I take you back to my place and show you my booger collection"

"You should check out my basement...I did it up just like the one in "Silence of the Lambs" including the basket"

"So this is going pretty good...you mind if I videotape the rest of it?"

"I can't wait to blog about this"

"Can you pass me that steak knife? This ankle bracelet is really starting to bother me"

"Hulk Like Date!"

"Why you got boob?  You got kid?  Bitch!"

We had Gina on because we needed to have some eye candy in the room and I think she was tired of listening to the stuff going on in the cafe anyway.  And since Gina is also a metal head like us we played:

You Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengence

Peace Sells - Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?

Wither - 13 - Split EP with Grief

That was the show.  Check out our regular show on Thursdays from 8am to noon beginning this week.  On this week's show we have artist Maria Kreschman, who's featured at Femina Potens this month, and Malia Schlaefer, local artist who's going to be in to talk about National Masturbation Month.  Check us out!!