Thursday, December 10th - Two in a Row folks!

Hey gang!

Yes, two, count 'em, two in a row! We're starting to get back on the chain gang and load up our playlist on this interwebnet.combiz.tv thing. We had a blast on the show today: two lists, Andy told us about his visit to the doctor to check on his balls, Liz told us about an embarrassing TV interview from a few years ago and we decided that we're going to try and be FCC friendly by not dropping the F Bomb on air. And to prove that we can do it, we decided that whoever said an F Bomb would have to do ten push-ups afterward. Well Andy did 20 push-ups and Kevin had to do 30. Liz: None. Liz is MVP of the show today and got the game ball. Unfortunately, that ball is the one that Andy has a cyst on. Good Job Liz!

The playlist:

Against Me!/In the Name of What?/Viv de Vis

Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire/ Ides of Swing/Thrills

Beirut/The Penalty/The Flying Club Cup

Black Sabbath/Black Sabbath/Black Sabbath

Butthole Surfers/Hey/Demos 82

Butthole Surfers/I saw an X-Ray of a Girl/Hairway to Steven

Buzz Oven/Behaved/Unwilling to Explain

Circle Jerks/Deny Everything/Group Sex

David Allen Coe/Long Haired Redneck/17 Greatest Hits

Dead Milkmen/The Pit/Bucky Fellini

Dead Milkmen/Rocketship/Bucky Fellini

Dead Moon/My Escape/Echoes Of The Past

Dead Moon/54/40 or Fight/Echoes Of The Past

Dick Justice/Cocaine/Viper Mad Blues

Butt Problems/Deer Fight/Single

GG Allin/Dope Money/Anti-Social Personality Disorder: Live

Hammers of Misfortune/The New King's Lament/The Bastard

Hank Williams/Alone and Forsaken/Gold

John Denver & The Muppets/Christmas is Coming/A Christmas Together

Melvins/Lizzy/Houdini

Old Wainds/Thrown Down And Crushed/Religion of Spirituality

That's the list! We'll be back next Thursday with Kingfish and Eddie from the Hubba Hubba Revue to talk about their monthly show. Of course we'll have our lists and some other funnery too! Thanks for listening!

Wait, is it...YES! It's a new post!

Hey Pirate Catters!!

Yes, we've decided to get off our asses and do another post. Although this one is a little late, ha, but it's from the week of December 3rd. Kevin called in blind (he couldn't see coming in) so Andy and Liz nailed the show! Good Times!

Here's the list:

ween/nan/god ween satan

ween/el camino/god ween satan

ween/dont laugh/god ween satan

ween/when the going gets tough/pure guava

ween/buckingham green/ the moljusk

the split/your argument/the split

spaceman3/suicide/threebie 3

s..l.a/lower bottom/s.l.a.

s.l.a./its all over now,baby blue/s.l.a.

prosthetic cunt/im bangin that girl/fucking your daughter

primus/over the falls/brown album

pentagram/forever my queen/first daze

modest mouse/shit luck/lownsome crowded west

minutemen/black sheep/post mersh vol3

minutemen/corona/double nickels

the melvins/going blind/houdini

the jesus lizard/then comes dudley/ goat

August 6th, new show, new low

Well we had a somewhat good show this Thursday. No guests, no plan but three lists. I forgot to mention in our last post that we have a new addition to the show: our co-host Liz. Liz helps keep the show from "Bro'in Out" so to speak and she is a welcome addition!

We also had artist Annalee Lanier in studio to talk about her upcoming show at Femina Potens Gallery (2199 Market Street at Sanchez, San Francisco)

So here's the playlist:

Minutemen - Ack Ack Ack - Post Mersh, Vol. 3

Minutemen - The Anchor - Post Mersh, Vol. 1

Sparks - Angst In My Pants - Angst In My Pants

The Misfits - Astro Zombies - Collection

The Misfits - Attitude - Collection II

Dethklok - Awaken - The DethAlbum

Public Image Limited - Public Image - Public Image Single

TV on the Radio - Playhouses - Return to Cookie Mountain

TV on the Radio - Wolf Like Me - Return to Cookie Mountain

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Pin - Fever To Tell

Kings of Leon - Ragoo - Because of the Times

Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar - Rock Superstar CD Single

The Dickies - Nobody But Me - All This and Puppet Stew

Dethklok - Murmaider - The Dethalbum

Kings of Leon - McFearless - Live From Soho

Kings of Leon - True Love Way - Because of the Times

Andrew W.K. - Ready To Die - I Get Wet

The Misfits - Last Caress

Foo Fighters - In Your Honor - In Your Honor

The Dickies - He's Courtin' Courtney - All This and Puppet Stew

The Misfits - Green Hell -

Dethklok - Deththeme - The Dethalbum

Metallica - Damage, Inc. - Master of Puppets

Minutemen - Corona - Double Nickels on the Dime

George Thorogood - Cocaine Blues - George Thoroughgood & The Destroyers Live

Primus - Making Plans for Nigel -

Joan Jett - Bad Reputation -

Special Saturday Edition - Subbing for "Broken Record Party"

Here's our playlist for Saturday:

Primus - Making Plans for Nigel

Pixies - Rock A My Soul - Pixies

XTC - Making Plans for Nigel - New Wave Hits of the 80's

Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Endicott - New Wave Hits of the 80's

King Missle - Detachable Penis - King Missle

Ass Ponys - Earth To Grandma - Ass Ponys

MC5 - Kick Out The Jams - Kick Out The Jams

The Misfits - I Turned Into A Martian - Walk Among Us

The Misfits - Astro Zombies - Plan 9

Sex Pistols - My Way - Great Rock N' Roll Swindle

Another Show, Another Great Time!

Well we pulled another show out of our ass. We had comic John Brown on with his crank calls. Very funny stuff! Check him out on YouTube under John Brown Comic. We had Max from local band Grayceon who is playing at Thee Parkside this evening (July 30).

Here's our playlist:

We started our block off with one band: Weedeater and their album God Luck and Good Speed

1 God Luck and Good Speed

2 Wizard Fight

3 For Evan’s Sake

4 Alone

5 $20 Peanut

6 It is What It Is

7 Gimme Back My Bullets

The Clash – Straight To Hell – Live: From Here to Eternity

The Specials – Pressure Drop – Grosse Point Blank SDTK

X – Johnny Hit and Run Pauline – Los Angeles

Daniel Johnston – Funeral Home – Continued Story – Hi, How Are You

MC5 – Kick Out The Jams – Kick Out The Jams

Elvis Costello – 45 – When I Was Cruel

Happy Birthday – The Waitresses – Livng In Oblivion

Grayceon – This Grand Show Is Eternal – This Grand Show

Grayceon – Sleep – This Grand Show

Grayceon – Song For You – Grayceon

Primus – Making Plans For Nigel –

Richard Cheese – Fuck You Like An Animal –

The Misfits – Hybrid Moments – Static Age

Sex Pistols – My Way – The Great Rock N Roll Swindle

Sparks – Angst In My Pants – Valley Girl SDTK

XTC – Generals and Majors – Black Sea

Thanks for listening!

June 25th Show

Well the show started out great: We had Comedian Alex Koll on the show, who also happens to go by the name "Awesome" while he is competing in the National Air Guitar Championships (Good Luck Awesome!).  We also learned that Kevin is fascinated by Ostrich Eggs in Whole Foods.  We had Andy's friend Scott in from Austin as our guest DJ.  And as has been the case for the past month, we had our moments of Awkwardness with our intern Chris.  

Here's the playlist:

artist/song/album/

Flower Travelin' Band/Satori Part 1/Satori
Pentagram/Lazy Lady/First daze 
Brocas Helm/Time of the Dark/Brocas Helm
The Wipers/Youth of America/Youth of America
Weedeater/For Evans Sake/God Luck Good Speed
Thin Lizzy/Vegabonds of the Western World/Thin Lizzy
mf doom/Cellz/Born Like This
Butthole Surfers/Strawberry/Hairway to Steven
Hammers of Misfortune/Dragon is Summoned/The Bastard
The James Gang/Funkt 49/The James Gang
UFO Mammot/godlifesnake/UFO Mammot
The Melvins/Night Goat/Houdini
Lord Weird Slough Feg/Cursee of Humanity/Lord Weird Slough Feg

The Clash/Pressure Drop/Clash Over Broadway

June 18 Playlist

We had a fun filled exciting show.  About 90 minutes in we found out that we weren't broadcasting live in San Francisco because the transmitter was being moved.  Luckily, we will be heard better now because of it.  Don't worry though, the show was podcasted and can be heard here: http://www.nerdnetworks.org/pcr/PrettyGoodNotMuch-20090618.mp3

Our guests were comedian Kris Tinkle, visiting traveler Stephan (we were going to pose him as Germany's number one comedian and have him do some comedy sets with is absurd street jokes) as well as our intern Chris.  We had a guest DJ, Miss Annalee Lanier who brought in all her old-timey blues records to play.  Here's what she played for us:

Eddie Durham, Count Basie, James Rushing/Good Morning Blues

Arthur Johnston, Johnny Burke/Pennies From Heaven

Benny Goodman, Edgar Sampson, Manny Kurtz/Dark Rapture

Edward Heyman, Carmen Lombardo, John Jacob Loeb/Boo-Hoo

Billy Hill/The Glory of Love

Leroy Carr/How Long Blues, How Long Blues

Isham Jones, Charles Newman/I Keep Remembering (Someone I Should Forget)

Harry Jentes, Harry Pease, Arthur Terker/Now Will You Be Good?

Rosa Henderson/Can't Be Bothered With No Sheik

Harlem Hannah/Keep Your Nose Out of Mama's Business

Lil Armstrong/Or Leave Me Alone

Blue Lou Barker/I Don't Dig You Jack

Rosetta Howard/Come Easy, Go Easy

Ida Cox/One Hour Mama

Lil Green/Why Don't You Do Right?

Billie Holiday/Baby Get Lost

Fletcher Henderson Orchestra block featuring:

Louis Armstrong, Lil Armstrong, Aaron Thompson, Buster Bailey,

Buddy Christian, Charlie Green, Charlie Irvis, Sydney Bechet, Charlie Dixon,

Elmer Chambers, Howard Scott, Don Redman, Coleman Hawkins,

Ralph Escudero and Kaiser Marshall

Terrible Blues 
Santa Claus Blues
Texas Moaner Blues : Alberta Hunter vocals
Of All The Wrongs You've Done To Me
Nobody Knows The Way I Fell This Morning
Early Every Morn
Cake Walking Babies From Home : Aberta Hunter and Clarence Todd vocals
Mannish Boy : Muddy Waters
See See Rider : Ma Rainey and Lena Arrant vocals
Jelly Bean Blues : Lena Arrant vocals
Countin' the Blues : Ma Rainey vocals
Railroad Blues : Trixie Smith vocals
Mining Camp Blues : Trixie Smith vocals
The World's Half Crazy and So Am I : Trixie Smith vocals
Everybody Loves My Baby

Freddy Taylor and His Swing Men from Harlem/Blue Drag

Next week we'll have Alex Koll (comedian and also knows the whereabouts of the famous "Awesome" National Air Guitar champion!)

Another Episode of "Waiting for Kevin"

Well it was another edition of "Waiting for Kevin" as Andy and fellow drop-in cohosts Gil and Saul filled in the time waiting for Kevin to show up to the studio.  On the show we had local lyricist and all around great guy, Kris Caster aka Caster the RatSac talking about his projects and playing us some of his music.  You can check out more about Caster the RatSac and Polyphasic at myspace.com/polyphasic or you can e-mail him at polyphasicnoise@gmail.com.  Here's the playlist:

artist/song/album

sonic youth/world looks red/confusion of sex/kill your idols

sonic youth/freezer burn/iwanna be your dog/confusion of sex/kill your idols

sonic youth/kill your idols/confusion of sex/kill your idols

sonic youth/cross the breeeze/day dream nation

jeff mangum/I will burry you in time/live at jittery joes

Caster the Ratsac - Drunk Driver -"French Toast Sandwich" 2004

Caster the Ratsac - One Question - Pearl Imrov feat. Caster the Ratsac Live From Viola, Wi. 2004

Caster the Ratsac - Crowd Loud - "French Toast Sandwich" 2004

Polyphasic - Munt - Live From San Francisco, Ca. 2009

Caster the Ratsac - Whole World - "French Toast Sandwich" 2004

Caster the Ratsac - Mic Killer - "Mic Killer" 2003

Polyphasic - Get Out (Preview) - Polyphasic 2009

Polyphasic - Vice (Preview) - Polyphasic 2009

Angeles del Infierno (spain)/ maldito sea tu nombre/ ''PACTO CON EL DIABLO"

Heroes del Silencio (spain)/Avalancha/"Avalancha"

Caifanes (mexico)/La celula que explota/"el diablito"

Los TRES (CHILE)/La torre de Babel/"Arena"

Fabulosos Cadillacs (Argentina)/Calaveras y diablitos/"Fabulosos Calavera"

Rodrigo y Gabriela (Mexico)/Starway to heaven/"Rodrigo y Gabriela"

Son of Monkey/Listening To The Pomegranate/Peace Lillies

Check out our next show: Comedian Kris Tinkle will be on as well as our lists, the news and just all around Pretty Good Not Much

Funny, Funny and more Funny!

What a show we had on Thursday!!  Comedian Robert Hawkins stopped in early morning and kept us in stitches.  Check out his comedy (and download his new album for free) at www.roberthawkins.biz.  Later we had Screenwriter/Actress/Producer Guinevere Turner on.  Turns out you can drink in the morning and be somewhat functional.  Our list for the week was Wrong Things to Find in a Vagina.  Here's what we played:

artist/song/album.

dead milkmen/the puking song/smokin banana peels
frank black/I will run after you/black letter days
mf doom/hey/dead bent
built to spill/else/keep it like a secret
butthole surfers/I saw the xray of a girl/hairway to steven
king missile/wuss/fluting on the hump
minutemen/cohesion/double nickels on the dimw
minutemen/king of the hill/post mersh vol2
misfits/return of the fly/collection 2
modest mouse/teeth like gods shoe shine/lonesome crowded west
the moldy peaches/I forgot/the moldy peaches
gilbert/I have a headache/dicksex
pinback/shag/this is a piback cd
primus/welcome to this world/pork soda
weezer/my name is jonus/weezer
wesley willis/suck a cheetas dick/?
witchcrafy/merlins daughter/firewood
ween/cold and wet/god ween satan
television/venus/marquee moon
subhumans/love is/ep-lp
the split/your argument/capitalism killed the democracy star
rudimentary peni/rotten to the core/death church
axcx/311 sucks/i like it when you die.

Thanks for listening!

Drag Ass Start!

Well we made it through another show.  We dragged, but we made it.  And it turned out good.  We had local comedian, Clark Taylor who told us great stories about New Orleans Jazzfest and other Louisiana festivals.  We also had our lists, that's right, two of them!!  Great fun! 

So here's the playlist:

Artist/Title/Album

Witchcraft/Wooden Cross/Firewood
Wipers/Over The Edge/Over The Edge
Ween/Dr. Rock/The Pod
Talking Heads/Psycho Killer/Stop Making Sense
Sonic Youth/Mote/Goo

The Seeds/The Wind Blows Your Hair/Raw and Alive
Primus/Welcome To This World/Pork Soda

Pinback/Tripoli/This Is A Pinback CD
The Specials/Gangsters/The Specials
Bad Religion/Into The Night/80-85
Butthole Surfers/Hey/Demo 83
Crass/Contaminational Power/Stations of the Crass
Dead Kennedys/Soup is Good Food/Frankenchrist
Dead Moon/Room 213/Echos of the Past
Devo/The Rope Song/Pioneers Who Got Scalped
F.Y.P./Cyanide In Your Kool Aid/Incomplete Crap 5
gg allin/Suck Dog/You Give Love A Bad Name
King City/El Toro/King City
King Missile/Sensitive Artist/Fluting On The Hump
Men's Recovery Project/My Body Is A Jerk/The Golden....
mf doom/Vomit/Vomit VLS
Minutemen/King Of The Hill/Post Mersh vol.2

Next Week's Show should be fun: Writer/Actress Guinevere Turner (American Psycho, The L Word, The Notorious Bettie Page), Great Talk, Goofball Antics and as always, the Lists!

May 21 Show

Kevin had to go to court this morning so he had to join the show late. So we brought in our friend Jose Saul "Uga" Mira to fill in. And he championed through it! He's definitely on the short list of people who will co-host the show if anything ever happens to Andy and/or Kevin (we're taking precautions as we speak: Andy and Kevin no longer travel places in the same vehicle, bullet proof vests have been purchased and we've hired body doubles to pose as us in public).

We had our friends in studio with us: Miles the Eel, Celina (Queen of the B.E.S.'s), Comedian Conor Kellicutt came in and threw down the riffs, splitting sides and making the staff at Pirate Cat happy.

Here's the playlist:

artist//song/album

primus/here come the bastards/sailing the sees of cheese
aus rotten/no peace no justice/not one single...
charles manson/people say I'n no good/lie
daniel johnston/got to get you into my life/1990
exodus/strike of the beast/bonded by blood
sodom/outbeak of evil/into the sign of evil
venom/black metal/black metal
testament/the haunted/the legacy
municipal waste/mind eraser/hazardous material
godstomper/gs moshcore anthem/

axcx/I respect your feelings as a person and a human/picnic of love
anti/fight war not wars/the hardcore years
witchcraft/wooden cross/firewood
worst case scenario/angry devil/discography
g.g. alin/sluts in the city/dirty love songs
king missile/jesus was way cool/mystical shit
adam green/baby's gonna be alright/adam green
adam green/jessica/friends of mine
caster the rat sack/block head/none
poop gibson/I have a headache/reptilacis

May 15th Show

Sorry for the way late delay in getting this post up. It’s a week late and we feel lame as the come. It was a great show! We had on Killian McGeraghty from “The Gun and Doll Show” who played us some great tunes. He’ll definitely be on again with some more of his catalog to play!
Also on the show we had Comedian Blaine Capatch who kept us in stitches throughout his segment. Check out his monthly show in Los Angeles, “Lucha Va Voom”!

Here’s the play list:

Artist, Song, Album

Witchcraft, Chylde of Fire, Firewood
Ween, When the Goin’ Gets Tough, Pure Guava
Pixies, The Sad Punk, Tromp Le Monde
Pinback, Shag, This Is A Pinback CD
AxCx, Just The Two of Us, I Like It When You Die
Bad Brains, Attitude, Banned From D.C.
Built To Spill, Mess With Time, You in Reverse

Minutemen Block
Minutemen, Little Man With A Gun In His Hand, Post Mersh vol.2
Minutemen, Corona, Double Nickels on The Dime
Minutemen, Fascist, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, Ack Ack Ack Ack, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, tour-spiel, Post Mersh Vol. 2
Minutemen, Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want The Truth?
Minutemen, Black Sheep, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, If Reagan Played Disco, Post Mersh Vol. 3
Minutemen, Cohesion, Double Nickels On The Dime

The Misfits, Bullet, Misfits
Modest Mouse, Teeth Like Gods Shoe Shine
Neutral Milk Hotel, 3, Avery Island
Pentagram, Last Days Here, First Days
The Specials, Man At The CIA, More Specials

Four Hours of Good Times...sort of

Hey all!

Well, we did it. We pulled off four hours of show, a little slow at first but we got the swing of things and did it. Many thanks to the all the callers, both on air and off, as well as to our in-studio guests, Artists Maria Kretschmann and Malia Schlaefer as well as Annalee Lanier and Jenny Balls for their embarrassing masturbation stories. Don't forget to check out Femina Potens Art Gallery this month (2199 Market Street @ Sanchez in SF or www.feminapotens.org)to ride Maria's red rocket and check out Maria's website at www.mariakretschmann.com to see her awesome sculptures.

Also, we dedicated this show to our buddy Gil who's going through some rough stuff right now. He deserves some good vibes right about now!

As always we started the show with our interim theme song:

Big Time Operator - The Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini

News o' the day:

Wildfire burns homes near Santa Barbara - You should see what's happening near All My Children!

America's First Face Transplant Holds New Conference - Oddly enough, her chin held high!

Schwarzenegger Welcomes Debate Legalizing Pot - If you thought he pronounced "California" weird, you should hear "Marijuana"

Kalamazoo, IL, Links Broccoli Smell To Sewer System - And some people just thought it was Kalamazoo.

PSA: Don't Pollute the Ocean

The Rope Song - DEVO - Pioneers Who Got Scalped

"I Am Drunk Every Night" - Dogdowl - The Blue Fur Blossom

Expose Yourself To Kids - GG Allin - Terror In America

Pre-Skool Prostitute - GWAR - Carnival of Chaos

Bees vs. Matador - King City

PSA: Thrift Stores

Love You More - King Missile - Mystical Shit

If Teardrops Were Pennies - Loretta Lynn - I Like 'Em Country

Vomit (Original) - MF Doom - Vomit VLS

Some Kinda Hate - The Misfits - Legacy of Brutality

With Portfolio - Mogwai - Young Team

Socialized Crucifixion - Assuck - Anticapital + Blindspot + 3 (For Mr. Mike)

Our list this week was kinda made up on the spot so we don't really have it written out:

Non-sexual Things To Do With Your Erection - Be creative and come up with some for yourself!

We were talking about our friend Gil and what he's going through. In honor of Gilly, we played his Hip-Hop track...

Track 3 - Neon Face - Neon Face

We had Malia Schlaefer from Femina Potens Art Gallery on for a bit, talking about the shows they have coming up this month: A Touch Of Pleasure - A Celebration of National Masturbation Month featuring local and national artists...check out their website at www.feminapotens.org.

After Malia we had on Maria Kretschmann, artist featured at Femina Potens this month, talking about her sculptures, embarrasing masturbation stories and what it's like to live in Philadelphia.

More Music:

Earth To Grandma - Ass Ponys - Ass Ponys

Police On My Back - The Clash - London Calling

Rise - Public Image Limited - PIL

Jetson's Theme - Man Or Astroman - Intravenous Television

KKK Took My Baby Away - The Ramones -

PSA - Recyled Bags

Comfy In Nautica - Panda Bear - Person Pitch

Welcome To This World - Primus - Pork Soda

Dirty Boots - Sonic Youth - Goo

The Split

From the cradle to the grave - Subhumans - From the cradle to the grave

Nan - Ween - God Ween Satan

We closed the show out with:

Bop Pills - The Cramps - Stay Sick

Well that was that. Thanks again for listening and for all our callers. Listen to us every week at 87.9 fm Pirate Cat Radio (www.piratecatradio.com) or on iTunes (Pirate Cat Radio)

...And if you think I made all this up, check out this little diddy: http://www.nerdnetworks.org/pcr/PrettyGoodNotMuch-20090507.mp3

Cheers!

Andy and Kevin

Pretty Good Not Much

Our last Monday Show!

Hey Not-Muchers!!  Pretty Good here!

Thanks for hangin' in with us on Monday.  It was our last Monday show since we're starting our Thursday show this week.  And stay tuned for that too!!  The show will be from 8 am to noon (PST) and feature some fun stuff.  If you think that we're funny on a Monday afternoon, you should hear us with little sleep and tons of coffee in our gullets!!

So...Monday was a fly by the seat of our pants kind of show.  We had no real plan, no guests (planned anyway), nothing really going on until 1:55 p.m. when we were walking into the studio.  But we managed to pull it all out of our ass like an awesome, intact, funny tapeworm.  Gina, the awesomely hot barista who works that shift in the cafe, came in and talked about some great grindy punk stuff and made our pants tight with her presence.  We had Lexi Padstadt call in and claim we're oppresive to women (for reals?).  I guess Miriam left the studio number as her phone number (we want to know more about that one).  No Bunny called to let us in on some great shows coming up.  We even read off some news and PSAs.  So here's a re-cap:

Big Time Operator - Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini - It's our theme song!  For the time being anyway.

General BS - busy weekend for both of us (hence the lack of prep)

News - 

Iraq insists on US leaving cities by June 30 - That's right, we're getting evicted!

Afghan President picks Warlord as Running Mate - And you thought our Election Season is weird!

Mexico says flu ebbing, lowers alert level - Wow! That was easy, wasn't it Homeland Security!

You'll Dance to Anything - Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini

Forever My Queen - Pentagram - First Dance Here

Big Take Over - Bad Brains - Attitude The Roir...

Mother Earth - Crass - Stations Of The Crass

Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me - The Dead Milkmen - Beelzebubba

A bunch of stuff from Rochester Punks The Dents 0ff their 7" End of All Civilization

A bunch of stuff from The End

Our list for the day:

Wrong Things to Say On A First Date

"You're the first woman I've dated since that whole pedophile scandal thing...this is great!"

"So it appears that the restaurant I made reservations for doesn't exist...wanna just have some dinner in the back of my van?"

"Sorry, I'm late, you don't mind of some of my friends from the Youth Ministry tag along do you?"

"I'd invite you to my place but somebody stole it"

"How do you feel about snuff films?"

"So...you like taxidermy?"

"Hey...can you pop this?  It's just out of my reach"

"How do you feel about kids?  I love them but my parole officer recommends that I stay at least 100 yards away from them"

"I'm going to cut myself off after this drink...I get kinda stabby"

"You look fit...you kickbox?  So you're into fighting back huh?  Nice...a challenge"

"You're the first woman I've dated since the operation...this might get awkward"

"How about I take you back to my place and show you my booger collection"

"You should check out my basement...I did it up just like the one in "Silence of the Lambs" including the basket"

"So this is going pretty good...you mind if I videotape the rest of it?"

"I can't wait to blog about this"

"Can you pass me that steak knife? This ankle bracelet is really starting to bother me"

"Hulk Like Date!"

"Why you got boob?  You got kid?  Bitch!"

We had Gina on because we needed to have some eye candy in the room and I think she was tired of listening to the stuff going on in the cafe anyway.  And since Gina is also a metal head like us we played:

You Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengence

Peace Sells - Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?

Wither - 13 - Split EP with Grief

That was the show.  Check out our regular show on Thursdays from 8am to noon beginning this week.  On this week's show we have artist Maria Kreschman, who's featured at Femina Potens this month, and Malia Schlaefer, local artist who's going to be in to talk about National Masturbation Month.  Check us out!!

Shitty Pick-Up Lines

Here's the list of Shitty Pick-up lines that we read on air.  Tell us what you think:

Me and You are going to have sex tonight...even if you're not there!

By the way, your application to appear in my dreams has been accepted…can you start today? 

You buy me a beer and I’ll let you go down on me

Your tits really bring out my pants  

‘scuse me, I have to take this call, can you hold my erection?

I’m going to fuck you so hard tonight!  I mean how do you like your eggs?

Oh, you’re allergic to eggs?  That’s ok, I was just kidding about making breakfast.  So we’re still fuckin’ right? 

Hey I have this new brand of condoms I’ve been dying to try out, you in?

That’s a lovely top…we should make out

You know how they say that the camera adds 10 lbs.?  Before we go any further, check out this video of me jerking off.

 

Here are some more that we didn't read:

What I’m trying to say is that I’d have  much more respect for you if you took your shirt off

The Pharmies are wearing off so we should probably start a conversation, how about you start – Fellatio, now go!

I just saw you come out of the bathroom.  I’m gonna assume it was a number two…so you’re probably ready for anal.

You’re in luck, my AIDS test came back negative…we’re going to have some fun tonight!

You fuckin’ retarded bitch!  Just kidding, can I buy you a drink?

 

 Now go forth and use these at your own risk!!

 

Our "Inaugaral" Show

Well our first show was kind of a "throw them in and see what they can do" thing so today's show is our "inaugaral" show of sorts.  Today we had Mickey Weebe on, telling us all about Hip Hop dance with a Hula Hoop and some good cheap booze tips.  Also on the show we had Butch Escobar, local comedian and Apnea sufferer, and we learned about Masturbation Stations and how kid's cartoons rot yer brain.  

Here's the outline of today's show:

Big Time Operator - Dead Milkmen - Bucky Fellini

News O'the Day:

Swine Flu Outbreak - I thought Pig's couldn't fly!

GM to cut 21,000 Jobs and lose Pontiac Brand - Yep, there were still making Pontiacs!

Miss California given Heroine's welcome at her Church - It's pretty much what you expected.

List of the Week: Shitty Pick-up Lines (we'll add those later on)

PSA: Planned Parenthood

Song Break:

Thunderhorse - Dethklok - The Dethalbum

Damage, Inc. - Metallica - Master of Puppets

Motorbreath - Metallica - Kill 'em All

Mickey Weebe 

PSA: Lower Your Temperature

Song Break:

In The Name of What - Against Me - Vivada Vis

Minor Stab - Andrew Bird - Thrills

Doin' Time - Bad Religion - 80-85

Almost Crimes - Broken Social Scene - Forgot It In Evil

I Saw The X-Ray of a Girl - Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Steve

PSA: April is Humor Month

Butch Escobar

Song Break:

Planet of Sound (Live) - Pixies - "Hey" Pixies Live 2004-2005

Ca Plane Pour Moi - Presidents of the United States - Single

Johnny Quest/Stop That Pigeon - Reverend Horton Heat - Saturday Morning Cartoon Greatest Hits.

So that was our show this week.  We'll be back next Monday, May 4th for another two hours of good times.  And don't forget to check out our regular time slot, Thursday mornings 8 am to 12 noon beginning Thursday May 7th!  

Thanks for listening!!

Andy and Kevin

Pretty Good Not Much